DC is Miami +9

DON”T COME IN THE KITCHEN WHEN IM COOOOOKIN’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maryland -8

Sisqo takes Clemson -3

Clemson is a hot team right now, while FSU is struggling…The Tigers are going for 20 wins tonight …BIG GAME….Also if your interested look at Purdue +5.5 at Indiana…. ESPECIALLY if DJ White doesn’t play, he’s a game time decision…..THAT THONNNNGGG

Tyree straight out the pen likes Texas -4

This man is the reason why many New Yorkers are still alive…trust him, especially with that fresh lineup…damm

Miami +5

 Lock it….prrrrrrr

Petey Pablo smells Oregon -1

Quack Quack Quack…..too much at home…take your shirt off, twist it ’round yo’ head Spin it like a helicopter

Cassell likes Cornell -5

Sam Cassell likes Cornell tonight at Harvard….Harvard sucks…Cornell is dirty…have it

Beetlejuice likes G-tech +9

G-tech looks just as good tonight… Clemson is a good team, but 9 points is a lot to cover any given night in the ACC. Tech is coming off a close game at UCONN playing with them down to the wire. Beetlejuice loves it….

Devendorf takes Wisconsin +5 (Courtesy of DBillz)

Everyone knows this black irish jew up in ‘cuse, so I expect these lines to be moving throughout the day but early I like Wisconsin +5 at Indiana a squad that has been burdened by inconsistent play and a short bench. Oh yeah, Wisconsin already blew this squad out of the gym on their home floor. Look for this to be a very close hard fought game… but I like the badgers to cover….

Also I expect this line to move closer to 7 by the middle of the day but jump on the ‘cuse at -5 1/2 right now. This squad is coming off a tought 2 point loss to rival Uconn and I full anticipate the young freshmen duo of Flynn and Greene to go absolutely bezerk on the undermanned bulls of south florida. This should be a 10 point game at the very least.Upset Watch.. Watch out for maryland +12 at cameron indoor to make some serious noise.. this is a team on a mission that have been playing great basketball.. Duke, however, looks like the premier team in the land after thromping Unc…I am a little iffy on this one but 12 points is a lot for a team that should be ready to play very competitively in this one.. I take the terps at 12

Uncle Jesse Takes UNC -9

It’s ridiculous that this spread is still in single digits…ON THE OTHER HAND look at Stamos’ MULLET… While UNC hasn’t been the best team in the country over the past week or so, they are still a top 5 team. They are playing THE WORST team in the ACC tonight at Virginia. Virginia is TERRIBLE. They have been an embarrassment, having lost 9 of their last 10…out of those 9 losses they have lost 6 by 10 or more…teams that UNC eats for breakfast have been killing the Cavs. Hansbrough will have a DAY tonight (35 points), even though he smells like cabbage….IT”S GOING TO GET UGLY….maybe as UGLY as….nausiating…